Adventures with Mortals.
Uncleanliness of any sort.
Being in a boat.
Boromir dying in the middle of a quest.
When they’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
Gandalf the Grey.
Gandalf the White.
When people mess with his Dwarf.
Aragorn’s hair cut
Bad hair days.
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing
I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES
yes i do graffiti
Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near.
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care